Q: How big's your...nevermind. ;)
(Being tacky, as ususal.)
A: And now for the answer that you have all been waiting for!!! (well, if you are a woman, or hell, a guy, nothing wrong with that)
My dick. How big is it? Well, let's see. It's really impossible to measure unless you are using an electron microscope. Seriously. I'm hung like a gerbil.
You can stop drooling now and thinking of me as some hung sex god.
Ha, sorry I killed your dreams.