Thursday, August 25, 2011

I See You

Dear Diary:

This afternoon I had the pleasure of getting my other two wisdom teeth removed, with just local anesthesia I might add (cause I'm a muthafuckin' badass ), and then had the even greater pleasure of sitting in traffic for about 90 minutes while I drove home. So, you are going to have to forgive me if I am not in a mood to expound upon life's great questions and philosophize and the important things in the world, like beer, boobs, and dick and fart jokes.

So until this whole thing wears off....

I'll be watching

Ok, maybe that sounds a little creepy, but I blame Vicodin.