I feel robbed. Seriously, I do. This is just not fair. I hate being teased, and this is twice now in less than a month that I have been teased to the point of excitement and then let down. It's bullshit.
WHERE IS MY SNOW?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yeah yeah yeah. People around here go absolutely batshit crazy when there is even more than a dusting, but I for one enjoy shoveling snow. I find it relaxing. It's therapeutic. And even though I am still getting over a bad cold that has me coughing and sounding like a 4-pack-a-day smoker, I would have been out there shoveling and loving every minute of it.
BUT NO!!!! Only what, and inch? You cannot shovel an inch of snow. An inch of snow won't even last 24 hours in most cases (as I look out my window at the office it is practically gone now). I feel robbed. Cheated. This has to be the only place on earth where more than a couple of inches is considered way too much to handle (and yes I am obviously talking about snow...perverts).
Mother Nature, you lying cheating bitch you. Heartless banshee. Can you please get off your ass and send me a blizzard? Thanks, much appreciated.